| App Type | game |
| Release Date | To be announced(Coming Soon) |
| Details Last Modified | July 23, 2026 (2 months ago) |
| Developer | Kingblade Games |
| Publisher | Kingblade Games |
| Genres | Adventure, Casual, Indie |
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| Price | Price Unknown |
| Required Age | 0+ |
| Website | https://www.donotbuythisgame.com/ |
| Support Email | contact@kingbladegames.com |
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Are you really reading this to find out more? ...FINE! If you DO buy this game, expect me to narrate in your ear for around 2 hours about your poor life choices, all while I'll try to create something resembling a game for you to walk around in.
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